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Playoffs – Salt Lake 1-0 Columbus
By: Chris |It’s Halloween, and I’m scared.
Not of the hordes of ghosts and goblins floating around as I type this, but rather that the MLS season of my beloved Columbus Crew will come to an end on Thursday night.
Tonight, as they took on Real Salt Lake in the first leg of the home-and-home playoff series, The Massive [...]
It’s Time
By: Chris |Guillermo has been here before. He has stood on the battlefield of do-or-die soccer and he has emerged victorious. He will lead our young warriors to a Massive Victory against the barbarians from Utah. He will not falter, he will not fail. He will do what is necessary for the good of the Crew.
In [...]
Paint the Town
By: Chris |Paint The Town Black & Gold from Outsider E on Vimeo.
Playoffs start Saturday, kids!
The Final Regular Match of 2009
By: Kristina |Today the Columbus Crew will take on the New England Revolution in what is an important match for a few teams. If NE tie or win they will be in the playoffs and DCU and Crapids are out. So this is a huge match. As for the Crew, since they already have clinched the first [...]
Crew Clinches Shield, Again
By: Chris |The Columbus Crew owes The Chicago Fire a favor. Actually, the Crew owes Eduardo Lillingston a favor. Maybe a beer next time Chivas comes to town.
Lillingston chalked up an own goal tonight when the Fire took on Chivas at Toyota Park. Chicago held on to win the affair, and in the process handed the [...]
Champions League – Puerto Rico 1-1 Columbus
By: Chris |Again, horrible music with these highlights. But you get the idea: The Crew coasted to a 1-1 draw with The Islanders on Tuesday night, playing some of the most uninspired, “lets just go play and get it over with” soccer I’ve ever seen The Massive play.
But they got the result nonetheless, and are moving [...]
The Crew is Crazy (Not in a Good Way)
By: Chris |Benjamin Franklin once said “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”
If that’s true, then the coach and attacking players for Columbus’ MLS side are certifiably insane.
Fellas: No matter how many times you take the ball down the wing to the corner and cross it in [...]
DC 1-0 Columbus: Post Game
By: Chris |The Crew outshot United 8-2 in front of 16,000 rain soaked fans last night at RFK Stadium.
None of The Massive’s shots found the net.
Columbus, who needed the win to secure their second-straight Supporter’s Shield, played as sloppy as the marsh-like field. There was little spark to be found all night, and the few times [...]
New England 0-1 Columbus: Post Game
By: Chris |(I’ve been really busy trying to find a day job lately, so this post is going to be short, sweet, and to the point)
The Columbus Crew made the trek to Foxboro to take on the New England Revolution this past Saturday. They won. Gino Padula scored his first ever MLS goal in the 34th minute. [...]
Columbus 0-1 Seattle: Post Game
By: Chris |Excuses, excuses.
We can talk about Robbie Rogers having a bad ankle.
We can talk about not having Chad Marshall or Frankie Hejduk.
We can talk about not having the right guys in the starting 11.
We can talk about the opposing team turning the penalty spot into a divot.
We can talk about bad officiating.
We can talk [...]






