

Match Report
Columbus 3-0 San Jose: Post Game
By: Chris |We are Massive.
The Columbus Crew have officially shown the world that winning the 2008 MLS Cup wasn’t a fluke. The Crew traveled to San Jose to play the Earthquakes in the early half of a day/night doubleheader that also featured CD Guadalajara and FC Barcelona.
After a first half which was at times painful to [...]
Another Draw and Marshall faces Concussion Problems
By: Matt |I’ve been dreading writing this post for a while now. It is not because of the result. A result in which the Crew played probably their best match of the season, but were just caught exposed once in the back and it was enough to only come away with one point. The [...]
From Worse to Oh S%$#!
By: Matt |The Crew finished their two game West trip with their second straight loss, a 2-1 loss against Chivas USA. Yet again, the Crew went down a goal in the first half, after Atiba Harris one touched a ball into the back of the net. Like the match against Real Salt Lake, the Crew [...]
From Bad to Worse
By: Matt |Wow, that was ugly. Everything that could have went wrong on Thursday night went wrong for the Crew in their match against Real Salt Lake. From the 2nd minute, the Crew would have to play from behind when a Real Salt Lake free kick saw Will Hesmer punch the ball out, but right [...]
Own Goal forces a draw for the Crew
By: Matt |Picture thanks to studio79
!The Crew were six minutes away from getting three points in their home opener, but a Gino Padula own goal evened the honors between the Crew and the visiting Toronto FC. While the Crew were ale to prevent the Canadian Reds from truly testing Will Hesmer, the goal rewarded TFC for [...]
Crew open season with a draw
By: Matt |As I mentioned in my preview, the highlight of the opening weekend of MLS was going to be the Columbus Crew-Houston Dynamo match-up. The match featured the last three MLS Cup champions and arguably the best two teams in the MLS. Well, the match did not dissapoint as it was a back and [...]
Crew hand Liverpool Reserves Their First Loss of the Season
By: Matt |The Crew made their trip to Merseyside a double after defeating the Liverpool reserves 2-0 today. Two wins against two Merseyside teams obviously equal two Scouse jokes. Number 1, What’s the difference between a Scouser and a coconut? One is thick and hairy, and the other is a coconut. *rimshot*. Number [...]
I Hope the weather holds, but you don’t need the sun to make you shine
By: Matt |Today’s match against Guisely AFC has been canceled due to a water logged pitch. The Crew Reserves were set to take on Guisely, but the mere sight of Guillermo Barros Schelloto was enough to make the Unibond League team wet themselves, causing the field to be unplayable. Actually, seeing that it tends to [...]
Crew 5-Everton Reserves 1 w/highlights
By: Matt |The Black and Gold started their trip to jolly old the right way by beating the Everton reserves 5-1 at Everton’s Merseyside training ground. Robbie Rogers scored twice on the day for the Crew, as well as earning an assist on another goal. Chad Marshall also got onto the score sheet twice, with [...]
Crew finish Florida friendlies on a winning streak
By: Matt |In their continuing efforts to prepare for the upcoming MLS season, the Crew were victorious in two 60-minute matches against local colleges Wednesday. The Black and Gold beat the University of Tampa 2-0 and the University of Central Florida 6-0 respectively. Robert Warzycha looked to solidify his starting line up, as most of [...]






